Divine Oversight Sticker – Heaven’s HR Mistake Edition

For everyone who got skipped in the gay assignment line and has been suffering ever since.

Our “God Forgot to Make Me Gay, Now I Live a Heterosexual Nightmare” sticker (or magnet!) is a deeply spiritual cry for help — equal parts tragic, fabulous, and mildly blasphemous. Featuring a cartoon angel holding a clipboard and looking deeply apologetic, it’s perfect for the girlies living laugh-love-laugh-adjacent lives against their will.

Stick it to your car, mirror, or closet door as a reminder that it wasn’t your choice. It was His.

Dimensions are 11"x3"