Mystery Diner Sticker – Americana & Existential Dread Edition

For those who crave chaos, kitsch, and vaguely upsetting sandwich energy.

Our “Home of the Loose Meat” sticker (or magnet!) is a nod to diners, dive bars, and unidentifiable proteins everywhere. Perfect for meat lovers, vegetarians with a sense of humor, or anyone who just wants their bumper to feel like a cursed Midwestern postcard.

Stick it to your car, lunchbox, or vintage crockpot to let the world know: something’s simmering, and it’s not fully FDA approved.

Dimensions are 11"x3"